THEOLOGICAL QUIZ

Bush has assured us that he consulted God before the Iraq invasion, and that God advised him to attack. Now Bush is saying that the important thing is to withdraw. Does this mean
(a) That in the first place God advised him not to attack, but that Bush is so spiritually deaf that he mis-heard his orders, or
(b) That God did advise him to attack, but that the war has gone on so long, and so bloodily, that God has had time to change his mind, or
(c) That Bush has decided not to listen to God any more?

Answers on a postcard, please, addressed to GWB, c/o the back door, White House, USA. And mark your entry VOX POPULI VOX DEI.